WARNING: If you are gluten-sensitive or gluten-intolerant, close your eyes now, 'cause I'm about to hit you with a mega-dose of gluten-y goodness.
When I started eating an entirely vegan diet in 1997 (I am no longer a strict vegan, but I'm still in the habit of eating only plant-based foods most of the time), there were not many "fake meat" products available anywhere. It was tofu, tofu, tofu, and after I'd cooked that up about a thousand ways, I was tired of it. I wanted chewiness, I wanted density, I wanted meaty-ness. So I flipped out when I found Veggie Ribs dry mix in the health food store, because it was exactly what I wanted. The mix was essentially vital wheat gluten flour (made from wheat protein, with the bran and starch removed) with spices and flavoring added. I had no idea what gluten flour was and I didn't care--I just knew that when I mixed it with water and tahini, it turned into good, chewy, fake ribs. I later learned that this is called "seitan" or "wheat gluten".
Over the years, a million vegan blogs and cookbooks popped up and taught me that I could actually make my own seitan, from scratch, from plain ol' wheat gluten flour. I was intrigued. I started buying the stuff in bulk and experimenting with the various methods (boiling, baking, steaming, deep-frying) and realized that the possibilities are absolutely endless with this stuff. It didn't hurt that seitan was also lower in calories and fat than meat, plus it had 16 grams of protein per 3 oz. serving. Bitchin'!
As much as I love gluten, I only eat it about once a week because it can make me a little tired and big-bellied if I eat more than a small serving (which I always end up doing because I make it so damn good). Some people say it makes them feel crappy. Other people can eat it daily, no problem. And, yet, others (the 1% of Americans with Celiac Disease) can't eat it at all without severe gastrointestinal pain. Bummer.
Controversial food, eh?
Behold, the "Seitanic Super Bowl Spread":
an exact recipe for the seitan, but now I change up the ingredients every time I make it. I'll add oil or peanut butter for a fattier texture, or use red wine in place of water, or use twice as much onion powder, whatever, it doesn't matter, it always comes out GOOD.
Instead of boiling the kneaded seitan in broth, I cut up the dough into wing-sized pieces and baked them on a cookie sheet for about 15 minutes at 350. I then slathered them in their sauces and put them back in the oven for 3 minutes. The "Bleu Cheese" Dip is 1/2 soy yogurt, 1/2 Vegenaise, and a spoonful of preserved bean curd. Um. Really good. My husband and I may have eaten that entire platter.
And if you're in the mood for pepperoni...
Came over from Aurora's facebook post. This looks devine. I expect that I am going to have to see if I can find Seitan here in England. Oddly (not really considering the incidence of Ceiliac's disease in the UK)prepared GF foods are really easy to find here. Not so much vegan food.
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for checking me out! And yes, we are also riding the "gluten-free" wave here in the states. It seems to be the latest craze, the packaged products are everywhere with their "GF" stickers proudly displayed. If you do end up wanting to make some seitan on your own, I found a UK supplier of gluten flour here: http://www.realfoods.co.uk/product/16341/vital-wheat-gluten-flour-organic. Good luck, and enjoy!
ReplyDeleteooh- that pepperoni looks delicious! I also love seitan...the last time I made it I made WAY TOO MUCH and ending up eating it for like a week straight...and I'm pretty sure my bf is still sick of it. Think I need to practice moderation with it...just so damn good though.
ReplyDeleteYes, seitan recipes yield WAY TOO MUCH, I agree! I end up chopping the seitan into medium chunks, wrapping them each in plastic and freezing them, so I can defrost a little at a time. I've overloaded on that stuff too many times, ha.
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